'It feels weird being younger than someone.' You thought aloud. 'Oh yeah, I'm just used to being the oldest.' You laughed. I'm taller than you as well so.' He laughed and folded his arms over his chest. 'Aw, little sis is embarrassed.' He smiled. And I'd like to keep it that way.' You pouted and crossed your arms. 'Okay, true, but no one knows as much as you Eren and Jean. 'There's nothing going on in the first place.' You hissed, painfully aware the other two could hear you. Speaking of which, how're things going between the two of you?' He raised an eyebrow. 'I'm not bothered, but you might not want to tell Shorty about it. 'Okay, good.' You grinned and gave him a hug, completely forgetting his dress state. Eren and Jean said they'd join in, and I thought you would too.' You smiled. I've spoken to Erwin and he said I could do it. I've told loads of people but I doubt many of them will help. 'We're all bullying Levi about his height tomorrow. He was wearing nothing but a pair of his tight black boxers and you struggled to keep your eyes on his face. The other two retreated back inside as he leant lazily on the doorframe. 'Hey.' You smiled as he came to the door. '(f/n)?' You heard Ellis mumble somewhere inside. It was no secret that he was terrified of Levi, so you were certain he would play no part in you scheme. I've already got permission from Erwin, I just need to tell as many people as possible.' You smiled at the two and doubted Armin would join in.

'Before you say it, I know I'm shorter than him. Connie opened his mouth to speak but you interrupted him. I just wanted to tell you that we're all gonna take the piss out of Heichou's height tomorrow. A moment later, the door opened to reveal Armin and Connie stood groggily in the doorway. 'Guys? Anyone still awake?' You asked quietly. They would probably be too scared to confront the corporal. You told everyone about your plan, even though you were sure barely any of them would take part. 'Thanks.' You smiled and hugged them both before jogging down the corridor to the next dorm. 'Right, so we make short jokes and snarky comments?' Jean asked, stroking his chin thoughtfully. That's why he gets so annoyed when I point it out.' You said, swatting them away. The two taller boys bent down so they were at eye level. Tomorrow, we're gonna bully Levi about his height.' You grinned. 'I've spoken to Erwin already, and he says its okay.' Don't tell me what to do.' He muttered, walking over regardless. I would say to tell the other two but I don't think they'd join in.' 'Oh, I didn't even realise you were shirtless.' You laughed. 'What, not gonna look at my sexy body?' He asked. '(f/n)? What're you doing here?' He asked, rubbing his eyes as he opened it. 'Jean? Are you awake?' You half whispered through the dented door. 'Right, Eren's group doesn't normally fall asleep straight away, I'll go there first.' You sighed as you got to the boys wing. You heard him call you again but you ignored him and jogged down the corridor, a smile on your face. 'Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything.' You laughed as you walked away. 'I was just talking to Erwin, then I was on my way back.' You explained. 'Why aren't you in your room?' He asked as he stopped in front of you, giving you his signature glare. You recognised the voice as Levi's and stopped to turn around. '(l/n)?' You heard someone call from behind. They're probably all in their dorms now.' You said to yourself as you skipped down the empty corridors. 'See you tomorrow.' He chuckled as you left. 'This is gonna be brilliant.' You clapped as you headed for the door. 'But its entertaining and you can't deny it.' 'You know, you're a bit of a bitch.' Erwin said with a smile. 'Yeah, it annoys him more when I do it because of that fact.' You said, rubbing your hands together. 'I'm all for it, but you are aware that you're shorter than him right?' He asked, sitting back down again. 'Can we get everyone to ruthlessly call him short for a day? Its evening now so can we do it tomorrow?' You pleaded with a smile. You bit your lip to stop yourself from laughing as you sat on the sofa opposite his desk. What're you planning?' He asked, quickly standing up.

You shoved open the door with the biggest grin on your face. 'Hey Erwin?' You called as you knocked on his office door. My inspiration for this one came from here: /art/Re…

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